The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: Another Crack in the Wall – Part 4.5 of the epic chronicle – Captain X-Ploit vs. The Bills As the heads of zombies rolled and his teammates droned about changing clips and needing med kits, David’s mind wandered. He began to contemplate zombies… and then it just clicked. David’s [...]
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Captain X-Ploit: Matlock rocks my socks off
Posted: March 18, 2012 in general, professional, securityTags: Captain X-Ploit, exploit, hacker, Trustonia
The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: Matlock rocks my socks off. – Part 5 of the epic chronicle – Captain X-Ploit vs. The Bills A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. ~ Bob Hope Foreword: Since this Captain X-Ploit episode is a continuation of [...]
Captain X-Ploit: Sara and Maxi’s magnificent monetary mischievous maneuver.
Posted: August 12, 2011 in general, professional, securityTags: Captain X-Ploit, exploit, extraterrestrials, hacker, Trustonia
The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: Sara and Maxi’s magnificent monetary mischievous maneuver. – Part 4 of the epic chronicle – Strangers are just Enemies you haven’t met. After the alien left, restoring time to its usual single dimensional, flowy self, Max and Sara found themselves at the library. Hunched over a computer, Sara was reading her [...]
Captain X-Ploit: Maxwell D. Higgens
Posted: July 15, 2011 in UncategorizedTags: Captain X-Ploit, exploit, extraterrestrials, hacker, Trustonia
The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: A life without love is a life wasted… or whatever. ~ Maxwell D. Higgens – Special Edition – This is a story about Maxwell, it begins in the lab of an alien ship floating somewhere in the Betelgeuse system. Stan cast his eyes around the lab looking for someone to [...]
Captain X-Ploit: Put your hands together for Sara Boulder
Posted: May 20, 2011 in general, music, professional, securityTags: Captain X-Ploit, exploit, hacker
The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: “Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Sara Rachel Boulder” – Part 3 of the epic chronicle – Strangers are just Enemies you haven’t met. Sara Boulder awoke on that shimmering morning in the softest bed she had scammed her way into yet. She wandered over to her victim’s [...]
Captain X-Ploit: Strangers are just Enemies you haven’t met. Part 2
Posted: May 6, 2011 in general, professional, securityTags: Captain X-Ploit, exploit, hacker
The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: The Amazing Adventure of Mr. Biscuits, Señor Sparkles and The Evil Dr. Whiskers – Part 2 of the epic chronicle – Strangers are just Enemies you haven’t met. David’s adventure: “That damn Sara, who does she think she is trying to take my place as rightful hacker god of this town? [...]
Captain X-Ploit: Amazing Cross Dimensional Christmas Special
Posted: December 25, 2010 in general, professional, securityTags: Captain X-Ploit, Christmas, exploit, Fringe, hacker, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Nightmare Before Christmas
The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: David’s Amazing Cross Dimensional Christmas Special! – Christmas Special – Featuring Olive DunBeef and Tedward Jones David walked down the stairs on this glorious Christmas morning to find a tall blonde women standing next to his tree. “Wow, Santa really outdid himself on my present this year.” David said. The [...]
Captain X-Ploit Halloween special: 28 Stores Later
Posted: October 31, 2010 in general, professional, securityTags: 28 Days Later, Captain X-Ploit, Dawn of the Dead, exploit, hacker, Halloween, spam, Trustonia, zombies
The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: – Part 4 of the week long Halloween special – 28 Stores Later David boarded the first flight to Minnesota on his way to The Mall of America. Surely he could spend a relaxing Halloween in a mall he thought. Never have malls been a scene of horror he thought. [...]
Captain X-Ploit: Nightmare on Dream Street
Posted: October 28, 2010 in general, professional, securityTags: Captain X-Ploit, exploit, hacker, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Trustonia
The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: – Part 3 of the week long Halloween special – Nightmare on Dream Street David was lying in bed reflecting on the bizarre circumstances that would lead to his life being threatened not just one, but two days in a row. It usually took at least a week before danger [...]
Captain X-Ploit: Movies Can be Fun
Posted: October 27, 2010 in general, professional, securityTags: Captain X-Ploit, exploit, hacker, Halloween, The Ring, Trustonia
The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: – Part 2 of the week long Halloween special – Movies Can be Fun… (but usually not the ones with creepy chicks who need a haircut.) David slumped quietly on his couch and flicked on his TV hoping to forget the mess with Michael Myers. He decided to watch a movie [...]
