Posts Tagged ‘Captain X-Ploit’

The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: Sara and Maxi’s magnificent monetary mischievous maneuver. – Part 4 of the epic chronicle – Strangers are just Enemies you haven’t met. After the alien left, restoring time to its usual single dimensional, flowy self, Max and Sara found themselves at the library. Hunched over a computer, Sara was reading her [...]

The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: A life without love is a life wasted… or whatever. ~ Maxwell D. Higgens – Special Edition – This is a story about Maxwell, it begins in the lab of an alien ship floating somewhere in the Betelgeuse system. Stan cast his eyes around the lab looking for someone to [...]

The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: “Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Sara Rachel Boulder” – Part 3 of the epic chronicle – Strangers are just Enemies you haven’t met. Sara Boulder awoke on that shimmering morning in the softest bed she had scammed her way into yet. She wandered over to her victim’s [...]

The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: The Amazing Adventure of Mr. Biscuits, Señor Sparkles and The Evil Dr. Whiskers – Part 2 of the epic chronicle – Strangers are just Enemies you haven’t met. David’s adventure: “That damn Sara, who does she think she is trying to take my place as rightful hacker god of this town? [...]

The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: David’s Amazing Cross Dimensional Christmas Special! – Christmas Special – Featuring Olive DunBeef and Tedward Jones David walked down the stairs on this glorious Christmas morning to find a tall blonde women standing next to his tree. “Wow, Santa really outdid himself on my present this year.” David said. The [...]

The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: – Part 4 of the week long Halloween special – 28 Stores Later David boarded the first flight to Minnesota on his way to The Mall of America. Surely he could spend a relaxing Halloween in a mall he thought. Never have malls been a scene of horror he thought. [...]

The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: – Part 3 of the week long Halloween special – Nightmare on Dream Street David was lying in bed reflecting on the bizarre circumstances that would lead to his life being threatened not just one, but two days in a row. It usually took at least a week before danger [...]

The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: – Part 2 of the week long Halloween special – Movies Can be Fun… (but usually not the ones with creepy chicks who need a haircut.) David slumped quietly on his couch and flicked on his TV hoping to forget the mess with Michael Myers. He decided to watch a movie [...]

The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: – Part 1 of the week long Halloween special – The Devil Walks Among Trustonians David woke that day with a curiously plot convenient bout of forgetfulness. He had completely forgotten what he was supposed to be doing and instead focused on his morning and preparing himself for what would [...]

The Adventures of Captain X-Ploit: The Throw Down – Part 1 of the epic chronicle – Strangers are just Enemies you haven’t met. David locked eyes with Sara. He stared into her piercing, expressive honey colored eyes set in a soft, flawless face framed in shimmering matching honey hair. David drew a ragged breath as his [...]